“Body Language!” Unisex CVC Jersey T-shirt

The horror. You can barely watch. Your offspring is hanging his head so low it’ll take decades to restore the family name. C’mon! Keep your head up kid. Read this shirt and remind yourself to keep it classy out there.

 : 60% combed, ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
: Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²))
: Classic fit
: Tear-away label